Rebecca and I divided up the last of our 'assets' today. She will apply for a divorce in September, after we've been separated six months.
Sorry, I can't think of anything clever or funny to add to that. I'll return to being clever soon.
Update: At least Blogger is excited to hear this news. When I clicked on the Publish Post button, Blogger said, "Your blog post published successfully!" It's nice to get that kind of enthusiastic affirmation.