A few weeks ago I posted about funny email addresses that people have when you combine their first initial and last name. Examples there included S. Lutman (slutman) and S. Avery (savery.)
Today I came across another awesome one: S. Laaker (slaaker.) That one was so good I was convinced it was intentional misspelling of slacker, but that's really the person's name.
In this age of electronic communication, I guess this is something parents need to consider when they name their children. Mr. and Mrs. Utz should not name their son Pete (also off-limits for the Eckers and the Erverts), and the Orons really should reconsider calling their baby girl Michelle.